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skeleta posting in

dear_player

Hey, I don't write the copy! But fine, lemme reassure you right here: I'm not gonna drain a beloved late night talk show host to death live on television. ... No matter how utterly badass that would be. Like, shrieklaugh your way out of that one, buddy! Keep slappin' that desk, man, nobody's coming!

-- No, but seriously. I'm a professional! We wanna get invited back, right? Gotta make a good first impression. We'll all be on our best behavior. Even the Ghouls. [ POINTEDLY: ] Especially the Ghouls.

the_one_who_waits posting in

dear_player

Hm. Of any choice you could have made, you did choose the objectively best option. However, your fascination evokes suspicion. I know your mind. I may not be able to read your mind but I can read you.

Still. Opportunity is what you present me with. And I will capitalize on this. Very well.

You will give me places for which I can explore. And in exchange I will entertain you with my endeavors.

Freedom. For however long it lasts.